Part One
Early morning, the waitress opens the diner as the sun starts to shine through the window. It's time to prepare the meat for the morning rush. She calls over the beautiful new trainee and grabs herself a long, thick steel spitting pole. She positions the new trainee over the table and gets to work... The meat would be roasting perfectly by the time the waitress flips the 'open' sign over. Another wonderful day in the diner.

Part Two
It was lunchtime in the small, Stepford Diner. The beginning of a fresh, new week and two waitresses were on duty, the head waitress and a new, dark skinned trainee. They had been fairly quiet that morning, which was perfect, as the head waitress could train the new waitress in the basics of coffee making, serving tables and the like but the lunch rush was just around the corner.
Two women wandered into the diner, laughing and joking amongst themselves. They seemed to be good friends and were arriving at the diner to enjoy a meal and break bread with each other.
The head waitress nodded towards the pair as they sat down in a quiet booth and the new trainee, nodded back with a bright smile. She picked up her notepad and pen and sauntered over to the customer's table. Her eyes bright as she smiled warmly at the friends, who were now chatting happily as they browsed the menu.
"Good morning." Said the trainee as she stood beside the table, proudly standing before the pair with her warm, bright smile. "I hope you are having just a wonderful day today."
The pair looked up and returned the friendly smile "Oh yes indeed, "one customer replied "We have been out shopping and thought we'd stop in for some lunch before heading back for round two." They both laughed and the other customer added "Today was pay day and our credits cards are having a real work out." The waitress laughed, her wide, friendly smile never leaving her lips.
One customer eyed the trainee up and down slowly "Oh new waitress?" She asked.
"Well yes m'am" came the trainee's soft reply "started work a couple of days ago."
"wonderful.." replied the second customer "always nice to see a new.. face." she smirked a little as she openly eyed the scantily clad waitress. "And so friendly too."
"I am glad your day has been good so far. I hope you have bought many pretty things on your shopping trip. Are you ready to order or would you like a little more time?" said the trainee, beaming at the pair.
"Oh I think we can order now right?" The first customer said, looking to her friend for clarification. "Oh yes. I'm famished. Looking forward to a meaty lunch."
"Wonderful.." replied the waitress, looking down to her pad and placing the tip of her pen on the paper, poised to note down their order, "What would you like to drink, I think that's a good place to start." she laughed lightly.
"Oh yes, two coffees, cream and sugar please." One customer replied, ordering for them both. The waitress jotted down the order and then looked back up, darting a look between the two, "And to eat?"
The first customer looked up from her menu and towards the dark skinned trainee "Is there any fresh meat on the roaster right now?", The other customer still browsing the menu.
The waitress continued "Unfortunately there is not, "she said with a slightly disappointed tone to her voice, only because she felt the customer's desires were not to be met. "But we do have a selection of chilled cuts our chef is more than happy to cook for you, fresh delivery this week. " her voice cheered up a little, to offer the customers an alternative, however she continued in her perky tone "Or if you do wish freshly roasted meat, I am, of course, available and at your service." She smiled brightly, giving a slight side nod and a cute, dainty bow. This made both customers look up from the menu with interest and eye her intently with wide smiles.
"Oooh Dark meat! That is a rarity!" The other customer exclaimed. The waitress beaming proudly. "Indeed! How can anyone resit that?" they laughed. "We'll take fresh thankyou!"
The waitress smiled and jotted down something on her notepad before once again looking up with a helpful smile "And what cuts would you like, as you can see, there is much to choose from." She giggled playfully. The customers looked over the waitress hungrily as she stood there proudly, ready to happily take their order.
It wasn't long before the first order came through. The second customer looked up for a moment "Tell me, are you 'grass fed'?" The waitress looked down to the customer and nodded, her bright smile still beaming. She fluttered her lashes over her green eyes and replied, proudly "Oh yes m'am! I am fed on a strict vegetarian diet." The customers nodded with satisfaction and the second customer lowered her gaze once more. She eyed the waitress' soft, smooth pussy, nestled between her toned chocolate thighs.
"In that case, that fillet looks just delicious, think I'll take that." She said, making her order.
"Very good m'am," replied the waitress, scribbling on her notepad "and would you like all the trappings with that?" The customer looked up wide eyed and a big smile, flicking a gaze to her friend, who retorted "Oh not often you get the trappings with a fillet." "No it is not!" exclaimed the second customer before looking up at the waitress with her answer "Yes please, all the trappings oh and keep the piercings in they look like the perfect decoration." The waitress laughed and nodded as she jotted down the request, the fillet and the internal organs that go with it, decoration to remain. She looked back up "Will that be all or you would like any other fresh cuts?"
The second customer pondered for a moment, eyeing the waitress a little more before looking up with a smile "Yes, I'll take a few slices of rump and thigh, they look just deliciously tender. "Very good." Smiled the waitress as she wrote down the addition "The chef today will roast with a sweet honey glaze, would that be satisfactory for you?" The customers looked at one another and nodded "Oh very much so, the honey glaze here is fantastic." The beautiful trainee smiled and nodded in agreement.
"..And for you m'am, do you have your order ready?" She smiled warmly.
"Oh yes, I think I'll take a breast, piercings also, they just look so adorable and a serving of ribs thankyou." Came the eager order. Again, the waitress put pen to pad, nodding as she listened and wrote. Looking up she asked "Any particular side?" she said with a slight giggle, playfully shaking her chest to make her rounded brown orbs jiggle delightfully. The customer laughed along with the waitress "Chef's choice, they both look mouth-watering."
The waitress nodded and smiled proudly at such a compliment "Why thankyou and of course, chef's choice. Would you like anything else? Remember, You ordered a fresh roast, so you have the pick of cuts." She reminded the customer. The customer thought for a moment and then smiled, flashing a look towards her friend.
"Actually can we gets some sides for the table?" she replied once her eyes met the waitress' once more. Her companion nodded in agreement.
"Of course m'am." replied the waitress reassuringly. "What would you like?"
"Well it's been a while since we ordered fresh so, for the table, I think we'll take half a brain, both eyes and the tongue." Without so much as flinch, the waitress wrote down the order "very good" she said as she did so.
"Oh good call!" The second customer exclaimed "Oh and while we're at it, can we add heart to go?"
"Heart to go.. certainly!" Came the waitress' reply as she quickly added to the order without looking up from her note pad. She finished writing and smiled at the two ladies "Quite the lunch order, it seems all that shopping has helped you work up an appetite!" She giggled.
"Quite!" came the reply from the first customer "Not to mention the food looks too good to pass up." laughed the second.
The waitress read back their order for clarification "So that's two coffees, cream and sugar, Sweet honey glazed fresh roaster cuts, Fillet with all the trappings, piecing's included, with a side of roasted ham and thigh, sliced, one breast, also with piecing's included, a side serving of ribs, left or right at discretion of the chef. A serving of half brain, two eyes and tongue for the table with the heart to go." She looked up again, smiling brightly and proudly at both customers "Will that be all?"
Both customers laughed and nodded "Yeh I think after all that we'll be pretty stuffed."
All three laughed and the waitress signed the order and wrote the table number along side. This whole time, the head waitress had been hovering a little way back from the trainee, assessing her ordering technique and demeaner. She smiled proudly, it seemed she was very pleased with the way the trainee had conducted herself. As the order was coming to a close, she had wandered off into the kitchen area and emerged holding a large, thick stainless steel spit pole. She approached the table just as the three were finishing up, laughing and smiling at each other.
The head waitress stepped up slightly behind and to the side of the trainee and rested the base of the spit onto the tiled floor. It made a heavy, metallic 'thunk' as it rested on the tiles and she lay her other hand, silently but firmly onto the trainee's shoulder.
Without hesitation, the trainee smiled again at the customers "It is customary, when you order a fresh roaster, for the meat to be spit right here, at your table." she said with a smile, her eyes quickly darting to the upright spit being held by the head waitress, "May I interest you in that custom today?"
"Oh of course!" came the reply in unison from both customers, leaning forward on the table, eager to get a good view "That is always quite the sight." The first customer commented, "Dinner and a show!" said the second, which caused everyone to laugh lightly.
The trainee then folded up her order book, sliding her pen into the rings holding the pages together and placed it on the table in front of herself. She then positioned herself, placing both palms flat on the table, parting those milk chocolate thighs and bending at he hips, presenting her rounded rump to the head waitress, who had, once again, lifted the heavy spit pole and was angling to be aimed perfectly between the trainee's thighs. "All right, lets get this little piggy on to cook!" Grinned the head waitress.
The trainee cast a quick smile over her shoulder at her mentor before smiling back at her customers "Bon appetite and thankyou for choosing the Stepford Diner...."

After their meal, the customers leant back in their chairs with a sigh. In front of them, near empty plates, cutlery positioned together on the enamel. A few items of side salad remained along with a few small chunks of meat, a few bones and, of course, the golden jewellery they had insisted be left in the meat for decoration. The table sides had all been polished off, leaving nothing but cleaned bowls.
"That was delicious!" Exclaimed the first customer as the head waitress approached.
The head waitress placed down a sealed, white plastic container with the Stepford diner logo on one side and a small white plate with the bill on it. "Your to go box and the bill, whenever you are ready. Please take your time and once again, thankyou for dining at the Stepford Diner......"
(With thanks to Illya (head waitress), Goth-Slut-Jenny (First Customer) and Wether (second Customer))
(Image taken in Stepford Town)